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Posted on 16th Apr at 9:59 PM, with 3 notes
deliriouslyartistic:

edited dragon doodle i made at school uwu
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deliriouslyartistic:

edited dragon doodle i made at school uwu

Tagged: #my art, #artblog,
Posted on 16th Apr at 9:34 PM, with 38,894 notes

thejunglenook:

drkrislynn:

biologizeable:

I can relate to this on every level

I think you mean why palentologists should always play video games.

Posted on 16th Apr at 9:30 PM, with 73,552 notes

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

Posted on 16th Apr at 9:30 PM, with 29,237 notes

eatbarberrypieordie:

Photographer: Agata Serge Photography
Model: Luca Hollestelle

Posted on 16th Apr at 9:27 PM, with 12,406 notes
tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.
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tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

Posted on 16th Apr at 9:25 PM, with 250,188 notes

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.

GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.

ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 

HER TOE.

TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.

People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 

While we are dancing, we have to:

  • turn out our feet
  • hyper extended our knees
  • tuck our buts under
  • flatten our stomach
  • close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
  • shoulders are down and back
  • elbows are lifted
  • hands and fingers are soft
  • neck is long
  • use proper head movements

ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS

You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.

People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”

when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things

AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL

SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok 

Posted on 16th Apr at 8:43 PM, with 1,113 notes
sushinfood:

People getting mad about Paradox Space when it does absolutely nothing new and everything it has established about Gamzee was canon already re: playing with severed heads, re: having a one-sided and strongcrush on Tavros to the likes that Nepeta’s crush on Karkat could only pale in comparison, and also, playing with severed heads
And making out with Tavros’s severed head.
I mean, this is all stuff that was established already. I don’t get the degree to which people are getting mad. I don’t see it. 
I think it’s more exciting to find out they can summon rabbits into existence just for the sake of shoving them in Eridan’s mouth.

sushinfood:

People getting mad about Paradox Space when it does absolutely nothing new and everything it has established about Gamzee was canon already re: playing with severed heads, re: having a one-sided and strongcrush on Tavros to the likes that Nepeta’s crush on Karkat could only pale in comparison, and also, playing with severed heads

And making out with Tavros’s severed head.

I mean, this is all stuff that was established already. I don’t get the degree to which people are getting mad. I don’t see it. 

I think it’s more exciting to find out they can summon rabbits into existence just for the sake of shoving them in Eridan’s mouth.

Posted on 16th Apr at 8:42 PM, with 8 notes
kicsikorte:

"deadmau5 fhtagn."I finished it! yay!
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kicsikorte:

"deadmau5 fhtagn."

I finished it! yay!

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